Disaster seems likely to miss us today, the lemon yellow
sky of yesterday is an ordinary gray, but the air still reeks of burning. And sorrow. In the
shadows things are deep orange. In the open everything looks sort of normal,
but where the light shines through the forest there’s a shocking glare of
reflected flames from several miles away. Yesterday we had the get-out-of-Dodge
backpacks, one for people and one for the animals, ready. Our neighbor pulled
out their old mobile home caravan, parked it in front of our house for a bunch of us with animals to evacuate.
Gave Andrew the keys. Hahahahaaaa. Oh dear.
Not everyone in the hood has a go-bag. I spoke to one
elegant couple early yesterday who were watching the news in horror. I said:
You needa make a bag up if you hafta evacuate. They said: Oh.My.Gawd. What do
we pack?!
I looked around their lovely art-filled home and said:
WATER, FOOD, CASH. ID. CHANGE OF CLOTHES, SHAMPOO. Oh yeah – coffee with a drip
filter and chocolate.
It was the chocolate that motivated them to put a couple
small bags together. Hey, whatever works.
ATTENTION FRIENDS Put a fuckin Time-to-Blow-Dodge-City bag together, keep it
handy for the inevitable next time {earthquake fire flood fascists}. Make
a plan for some anywhere-to-go; think about what you’ll do there, what
you’ll need there. And hope beyond any hope there will be something to return
to.
This fascist regime is fucking our lives up—it will not
get better for a generation. We must survive and thrive in spite
of the oppressors.
First – to survive. A short list: CASH. IDs, social sec
card, credit card, eyeglass prescriptions. Write down contact phone numbers,
cell phone, any insurance info, medical plan account numbers, food stamps,
whatever.
Pack WATER (also
water purifier tabs or water-straw), FOOD
for people & animals, flashlights, matches/lighter, change of clothes, toothbrush/paste,
liquid soap & shampoo. Quick cooking oatmeal, tea bags, instant coffee. Chocolate, ground coffee&drip filter. Cigarettes.
Pot. Whatever will ease your heart.
MEDICAL SUPPLIES for people and animals: masks (halloween!
or dust masks), pain pills, vitamin pills, happy pills, prescription pills
[with prescribing info on the bottle], bandaids, Neosporin, bacitracin,
cortisone ointment, saline solution, packets of clean-wipes, Benadryl, Rescue Remedy,
blood-sponges/sterile pads, hydrogen peroxide, coban compression wrap. Nitrile
gloves. Calendula oil (anti-bacterial), lavender oil (soothing), a head of
garlic (besides vampire protection, it’s grand flavor, and antibiotic).
BASIC PET SUPPLIES: carriers, leashes, bowls. Large zip lock bags ready for as much animal food
as you can carry – it gets lighter every day, you know.
Emergency tent/blanket, sleeping pad; sewing kit
w/scissors. Work gloves, warm gloves, rain ponchos. P38 can opener. Safety
pins. Vaseline (not merely protection but a fire-starter). Working flashlights. Glow sticks.
Paracord (Samwise said: you can always use a bit of rope), bungie cord,
carabiners.
Have
large zip lock bags ready for last minute supplies of rice, beans,
lentils. Already have smaller ziplocks set up, one with savory herbs and
one with cinnamon & brown sugar. A ziplock with salt. Tiny camp stove (alcohol burner, piezo, sterno) & small lidded
pot. Spoons, sporks, compact bowls, survival/camp knife.
Charge cell phones, Kindles, I-pads etc. Bring the damn
charger cords along. Camera? Invest in a battery or solar charger for all these?
Playing cards, tarot cards, dominos. Prepare a DnD
campaign. Reveal the Wonderfilled Sekret Truth about Something Sekret & Fabulous. Learn some songs
and poems. Know at least one song & the steps for the Dabke line dance.
You can get yet more butch with a bivvy, a good tent,
fishin gear. Or learn to set snares, use a bow. MREs are bloody heavy but it’s
something to consider. A bush saw or camp
axe? Battery powered radio. Walkie-Talkies. A jerry can for water and a trekking filtration system (none of them will
clear saltwater). Consider simply carrying a cheap brita filter.
The rough time is going to start when the fires are
out: whole neighborhoods and forests are gone. Maybe trump will throw us some paper towels.






















